Smashed Frog

Smashed Frog

A political viewpoint discussing the absurdities of American government.

author  Sunny
Sunny

Floridiots

by Sunny 11 months ago 2 comments
 
 
 
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X-Files Agent Fox Mulder once ad-libbed to Dana Scully, "All the nuts roll down to Florida."

Last night, he proved his point.

A bit confused--or perhaps caught up in the moment--voters across the Sunshine State phoned election officials state-wide, asking where they could cast their vote on Super Tuesday.

Uh, Floridians--or Floridiots, take your pick--voted last Tuesday.

Just call us Flori-duh.

D'OH!

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  • onassar
    11 months ago
    Sorry about the delay, been pretty busy with super tuesday-week lately. Dinners and breakfasts and such.. I won't tell you who I voted for, but you can guess if you check out my profile ;)

    And ya, seems stupid.. but my guess is the average floridian doesn't know about the whole 'fiasco' that went down.. I'd love to know the voting percentage in florida in the 04 election
  • Sunny
    11 months ago
    Who really knows--that's likely the best kept secret in voting history......

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